This reminds me of tumblr in some ways
your girlfriend stabbed me in the back with lefty scissors.
she’s my wife now.
I want to thank my parents for somehow raising me to have confident that is disproportionate with my looks and abilities.
I’m constantly amazed by Tina Fey, and I am Tina Fey
and she thought he meant it.
"Rocket is a result of countless and cruel, illegal genetic experiments, where he’s been turned—from an innocent little creature, where he has an IQ of three, and he becomes this thing that’s completely alone; this gnarled little beast. He’s pretty sad." James Gunn, director of Guardians of the Galaxy, about Rocket Raccoon.
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
Spartan children train from a young age to withstand grueling pain.